Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous