What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous