For 2019 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
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