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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous
Moments
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! Anonymous
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Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet. Anonymous
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I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Auto-correct is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things. Anonymous
Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool." Anonymous
You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Anonymous
That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Don't scare me, I fart easily. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. - Anonymous
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous
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Shopping is the only exercise I need. - Anonymous
Shopping is the only exercise I need. Anonymous
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