Dave Barry Quote

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.