I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous