Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman