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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous
Animals
I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice. Anonymous
Life Quotes Man Quotes
When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Anonymous
Life Quotes
There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers. Anonymous
Computers
Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Apparently when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Anonymous
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Parallel lines have got so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet. Anonymous
Math Quotes Short Quotes
'I'll call you right back.' Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day. Anonymous
Phone Short Quotes
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

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