Funny quotes about great things and being great.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I'm fast, great and unstoppable! You're a train??
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
George W. Bush
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
For 2014 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
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