Funny quotes about great things and being great.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
George W. Bush
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