I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous
I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous