Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! Anonymous
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous