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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Don't rush me, I'm still deciding whether I'll be productive or not today! Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist. Anonymous

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. Anonymous

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I'm not feeling very worky today. Anonymous

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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Short Quotes

Happiness is a long walk, with a dog. Anonymous

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How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Anonymous

I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over. Anonymous

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Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? Anonymous

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous

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We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous

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