My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. Anonymous