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Be happy, it drives people crazy.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
God please give me patients, good will and one million dollars. If that's too much then you can keep the patients and good will.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
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