I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. Anonymous
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them. Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. Anonymous
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Anonymous