I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.
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