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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. - Anonymous
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous
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Shopping is the only exercise I need. - Anonymous
Shopping is the only exercise I need. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. - Anonymous
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. Anonymous
Work Quotes
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. - Anonymous
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous
I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous
Math Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes
Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking
I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous
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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous
Money Quotes
That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments
Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run in and grab a 36-pack of toilet paper as soon as the store opens. This message will auto-flush in 5 seconds. Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. - Anonymous
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous
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