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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous

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Shopping is the only exercise I need. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck. Anonymous

Questions

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous

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I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous

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I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous

Math Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes

Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous

Short Quotes

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous

Money Quotes

That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous

Life Quotes Moments

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous

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