Cool Funny Quotes Logo
Cool Funny Quotes Logo
  • Quote Categories
    • Top 100
    • Analogies
    • Animals
    • Beer Quotes
    • Cat Quotes
    • Computers
    • Dog Quotes
    • Drinking
    • Eat Quotes
    • Exercise Quotes
    • Facebook
    • Famous Quotes
    • Friend Quotes
    • Funny Moments
    • Good Quotes
    • Happy Quotes
    • Internet Quotes
    • Know Quotes
    • Love Quotes
    • Man Quotes
    • Math Quotes
    • Money Quotes
    • Never Quotes
    • Short Quotes
    • Stupid Quotes
    • Funny Sayings
    • Time Quotes
    • Wife Quotes
    • Work Quotes
    • Life Quotes
    • Marriage
    • Witty Quotes
    • Questions
    • People Quotes
    • Sleep Quotes
    • Statements
    • Lazy Quotes
    • TV Quotes
    • Think Quotes
    • Tree Quotes
    • Wise Quotes
    • World Quotes

Joey Adams Funny Quotes

Home / Authors / Joey Adams

Joey Adams was an American comedian who was born on January 6th, 1911 in New York, USA. He is well know for his comical column in the New York Post called 'Strictly for Laughs', and his funny books including 'Laugh Your Calories Away.'

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. Joey Adams
Analogies
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage Quotes
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
Love Quotes Never Quotes Sayings

Funny Quote Topics

Authors Top 100 Quotes Funny Love Quotes Stupid Funny Quotes Funny Sayings Funny Work Quotes Life Quotes Funny Witty Quotes Funny Questions People Quotes Funny Statements Funny Lazy Quotes Beer Quotes Exercise Quotes Famous Funny Quotes Friend Quotes Funny Analogies Funny Animal Quotes Funny Computer Quotes Funny Dog Quotes Funny Drinking Quotes Funny Facebook Quotes Funny Happy Quotes Funny Internet Quotes Funny Marriage Quotes Funny Math Quotes Funny Moments Funny Money Quotes Funny Phone Sayings Funny Quotes About Eating Funny Sleep Quotes Funny TV Quotes Funny Think Quotes Funny Time Quotes Funny Wife Quotes Funny Wise Quotes Funny World Quotes Know Quotes Short Funny Quotes

Recommended Sites

Pure Love Quotes Impressive Facts Best Positive Quotes

Search our Site

  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Us
  • Submit Quote

CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2025