Top 100 Funny Quotes
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Anonymous
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
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