Top 100 Funny Quotes
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
Anonymous
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
Anonymous
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
Anonymous
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Anonymous
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
Anonymous
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