Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.
Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous