Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
The road to success is always under construction.
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