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Wednesday, Jun 19
A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground.

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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer.

Psychiatrist and friends

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

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Love and Punch

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

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Pleasure people

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

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Funny Llama and serious life.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

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First time in life.

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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Know better

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Quote written on image about best things.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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