Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.
Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
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