Top 100 Funny Quotes
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
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