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Top Five Quotations
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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Interesting Fact of the Day
Sunday, May 26 2013
Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.
Recently Added Quotations
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
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