Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Anonymous
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998?
Anonymous
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Anonymous