Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Anonymous
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
Anonymous
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Anonymous