Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Anonymous
My new year's resolution was to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me - nobody likes a quitter.
Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Anonymous