Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Anonymous