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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck. - Anonymous

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. - Anonymous

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. - Anonymous

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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