Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Anonymous