Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Anonymous
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Anonymous