Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
Anonymous
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out.
Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous