Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous