Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous