Top 100 Funny Quotes
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Anonymous
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