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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. - Sam Levenson

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. Sam Levenson

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - Anonymous

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous

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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making. Anonymous

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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. - Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. - Anonymous

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. - Anonymous

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous

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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

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