Top 100 Funny Quotes
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
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Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
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