Top 100 Funny Quotes
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Anonymous
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