Top 100 Funny Quotes
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
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