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I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - Anonymous
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. - Dave Barry
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. - Anonymous
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How was the dog's day? Ruff. - Anonymous
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Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. - Anonymous
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