Funny Animal Quotes
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
Anonymous
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...
Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Anonymous
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Dave Barry
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