Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Anonymous
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Anonymous
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Anonymous