Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Anonymous
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
Anonymous
New year resolution: Complete the resolutions I set in 2019, that were actually from 2018, passed down from 2017, originally from 2016, actually set in 2015, that all began in 2014 but truly started in 2013.
Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Anonymous