Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
Anonymous
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
Anonymous
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Anonymous