What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

See all Quotes by Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Anonymous

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Dave Barry

The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

Anonymous

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Anonymous