Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Anonymous
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
Anonymous
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
Anonymous