Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.
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Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
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