Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Anonymous
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Anonymous
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
Anonymous